A Healthy Amount of           Wit

A Significently Lesser Amount of Wisdom

Creative Puns for "Educated Minds"

1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much PI.

2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island. As it turned out, he was an optical Aleutian.

3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from a high school algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.

5. The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.

6. No matter how much you push the envelope, it will still be stationery.

7. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.

8. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

9. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

10. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

11. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other, 'You stay here, I'll go on a head.'

12. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

13. The sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center stated: 'Keep Off The Grass.'

14. A young boy swallowed some coins and was taken to the hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was doing, a nurse said, 'No change yet.'

15. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

16. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

17. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

18. A backward poet writes inverse.

19. In democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count that votes.

20. When the cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.

Editor’s Note: From time-to-time we receive special e-mail posts that have great meaning or great lessons from which we all can learn. A popular magazine says, "Laughter is Best Medicine." I hope you will take a moment to laugh at your humerous actions. It will be Good Medicine for your heart.